What a ne-vile man
Published in The Times of Malta 19.05.25
Oh well another Eurovision come and gone. Thankfully we were nowhere close to winning. But it is embarrassing to be beaten by Israel. You know that country in the final genocidal throes of the extermination of Gaza. The Four Horsemen are firmly hitched to their Gideon’s Chariot, as they lay waste to humanity.
I don’t know what would happen if Malta were ever to win the Eurovision. Somebody somewhere would probably pour petrol on a library. Hell freezes over. The end of days? Thankfully this personal existential dread of mine has been dispelled for another year.
But here’s what I do know: Neville Gafà, national bell-end and part-time mouth muff, has snuck out under the cover of darkness again and tore down Daphne Caruana Galizia’s memorial. Again.
